I am finally home and very ready to back in the swing of you serving Me. I had such an amazing time in Costa Rica and am feeling very refreshed and kinky after My adventures there. Have you some secrets to tell me about what you’ve done when I was gone? I have some to tell you!
Give Me a call since I know you need My guidance and God knows what sort of trouble you’ve gotten yourself in without my supervision. I shudder to think. But as usual, I am here to set you straight.
If you have done something I wouldn’t approve of, pay this $10 stupidity tax! 
Now call me!
XoXo Glitter Goddess